PARTY DOWN !
WELCOME

TO MAH 45TH

60's ~ RETRO

BIRTHDAY P~A~R~T~Y !

BOOGIE TIL YOU DROP !
G~R~O~O~V~Y ! PEACE !
SLIP ME SOME SKIN ! FAR OUT M~A~N !
THIS IS ~ Y O U R ~ B R A I N ~ ON DRUGS !
Hey ! Anyone wanna Brownie? They're Real Good, Man!
PARTY TIME ! EXCELLENT !
Here's the Music!
For The Birthday Party !
I SAID LISTEN TO THE MUSIC!
Dancin' to tha muzak ! Oh, Baby!
OK.. OK.. OK.. OK.. Uh, now everybody get your party hats on...
Quickly now..

Got them on?

Dianne! Get that lampshade off!

Oh Gosh! Will someone just kick her off to the side for a minute?

OK.. OK.. OK.. OK.. This is my party and...

Dianne! Will someone get her out of the punch bowl?

Ahem.... It's my party, and I want everyone...

DIANNE!

Put your clothes back on!

Where was I ? Oh, yes !

This is my party and I want everyone to sing to me!

Dianne! I have guests!

Press to hear Dianne's Comments!

Y~U~C~K~Y !

Will someone PAH-LeAsE get her out of the cake?

AND THEN TIE HER UP?

(psst..some people just don't know how to behave, do they?)

AHEM... First, you must make sure you are
listening to the Birthday Music.

Geez! In case you missed the Birthday Music, here it is again!

Now I want you to sing the song I wrote !

THE SONG BELOW
YOU FOOLS!

A Song For Mah 45th Birthday

OK.. OK.. OK.. OK.. Restart the music!
OOHM PAH PAH ~ OOHM PAH

Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy ~ Birth~day ~ TO ME !

I'm a Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy ~ 45 ~ YOU SEE !

I've reached Happy, Happy, Happy Of~fi~cial Geezer~hood !

Flipping Happy Birthday ~ TO ME !
I was once just a regular girl !

Now, I'm Smart! I'm Ag~ed! A Prize! :)

La La La ~ if YOU believe that,

Then you're not even as smart as I !
OOHM PAH PAH ~ OOHM PAH

Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy ~ Birth~day ~ TO ME !

I'm a Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy ~ 45 ~ YOU SEE !

I've reached Happy, Happy, Happy Of~fi~cial Geezer~hood !

Happy Gee~zer~hood ~ TO ME !
That was wonderful!

Thank you so much for making this birthday so SpEcIaL !

Thanks for coming everybody!

I had a real good time!

Lots of leftovers!

Here! Take home some brownies!

Oh, YES! We must do this again next year!

DIANNE!

How the heck did she get loose?

Yes, Dianne!

"I Had a great time, M~A~N !"

Yes, I'm glad you had a good time, Dianne!

Press to hear Dianne's Closing Comments!
LET ME OUTTA HERE!
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